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[angeloftruth]

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@dunya

[angeloftruth]

Here

That wasn't *my* fault. That was his mother's.

[aglows]

Still *your* grandson.

[angeloftruth]

He gets it from his father, a slavering idiot if there ever was one.

And don't get me started on *his* wife. She was the only sensible member in that family.

[aglows]

Still *your* family.

[angeloftruth]

Indirectly at most.

And, let's be honest, Varis isn't even the worse of my descendants. Zenos takes that title hands *down*.

[aglows]

Don't remind me

[angeloftruth]

Might I suggest aiming for the third eye when next he tracks you down? Disorients pureblood Garleans and makes them easier to hit.

[aglows]

Zenos is dead tho

[angeloftruth]

Oh.

Oh that's *right*, you've no idea, do you?

He's not, sorry to say. I'm not sure if he's still making his way to the capital or if he's already chased Eldibius out of his body, but my great-grandson is hardly *dead*. Funny thing, that manufactured Echo of his. Grants him the same sort of immortality all Echo bearers possess.

[aglows]

( A long, long pause. )

Please tell me you're joking

[angeloftruth]

I wish I was. Trust me, I was delighted when you killed him the first time.

[aglows]

( Oh no )

[angeloftruth]

So again: third eye. Good news is he's still only mortal so that blasted auracite won't be necessary! A significantly powerful blast of aether should suffice.

[aglows]

I hate all of this information

[angeloftruth]

Better to get it now than to be surprised when he tries to stab you.

Again.

[aglows]

I guess.

Why does that maniac call me his friend, though. Do you know why?

[angeloftruth]

Mother died young, Varis is a twat who neglected him and let him get away with anything he wanted, didn't have actual friends growing up but did have lots of sharp weapons and access to the imperial hunting grounds...

I can't even take the credit for how utterly insane he is. Ascian ancestry just gives you predilection for chaos, not murder.

[aglows]

Yet all of these empires you've built have crazy assholes ruling them

[angeloftruth]

Xande wasn't my offspring and he was fairly sane until he died and some genius--not me, I was well away by then--decided to resurrect him. Says more about mortals than me, I'd think.

[aglows]

You're still the root cause of so much of this mess.

[angeloftruth]

Hardly.

[aglows]

What you created is the root cause of so much chaos in Eorzea and the Far East. Don't even lie

[angeloftruth]

Places that only exist because of Hydalyn!

[aglows]

Places that exist and are full of people that are alive!

[angeloftruth]

Irrelevant. I wouldn't be an arbiter of chaos of those places if they didn't exist.